Are you tired of consistently getting raped in prison showers because of your inability to grip your personal cleansing materials? Worry no more!. I, Cube, have a solution in five easy steps:
- Drop The soap. This will cause several large, muscley men to look at you deviously, furrowing their brow in expectation of the pleasure that is to come. Now is a good time to start whimpering in terror.
- Slide the front of one of your feet under the bar of soap.
- Place your other foot on top of the original foot.
- Finally, slide the soap with your top foot up your calf and, if you can, up part of your hip. While you are moving the bar gracefully up your leg you should be semi-squatting and grabbing for the soap. Make sure you keep your ass tilted towards the ground as to avoid any attacks/insertions.
- Breathe a sigh of relief as you continue to shower without anal violation.
There you have it! Simple, yet invaluable to more attractive incarcerated criminals who shower regularly.
omglolwtfgtfo
Respone from Sui
[11:40] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube )
http://thewisdomcu.be/athf/2006/11/25/how-to-pick-up-the-soap/
[11:40] ( @sui ) Did you make those pictures?
[11:40] ( @sui ) Or did you find them?
[11:41] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube ) I made them
[11:41] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube ) cause I’m a loser who was way to much time
[11:41] ( @sui ) :|
[11:41] ( @sui ) PALE
[11:41] ( @sui ) LOL
[11:41] ( @sui ) (:
[11:41] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube ) stfu
[11:41] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube ) im a normal shade of milky white
[11:42] ( @The_Wisdom_Cube ) :|
You know, one time I was taking a shower with this really nice girl, and she dropped the soap. She used a very similar technique. I was somewhat disappointed.
LOL, thats great, took me awhile to get, BUT DEAR GOD I GOT IT! lol.
I am constantly ass-raped but unfortunately I am not consistently ass-raped. At least if it was consistent I could get used to it, but I never know if it’s going to be rough, easy, painful, mildly uncomfortable, aggressive, tender, or what. Oh well.
I think it’s curious that you have as the first step “drop the soap.” This suggests that it is a deliberate act. Add to that, included in this first step are a number of muscled men in the shower with you, and it’s clear this is no accident. You are doing a hot little soap dance; you are a milky white cock tease… as well as king of the internets.
Lol, yeah whats up with that first step?
It’s in reference to being in a prison shower with other prisoners, who typically lift weights since they have so much time. These fellow prisoners, with so few options for receiving pleasure, oftentimes take advantage of other prisoners who “drop the soap”
Do you have any example pics of the wrong way to pick up soap?
no, but the result will look something like this..
http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg
^ I see wut u did there
Thank you but I already knew this, most anybody who showers with other men knows this and it’s not always about getting raped, it can be at the gym for instance and it’s just a modesty factor I guess… Unless you like showing off your brown hole :-\
that is so say y dnt u just pik it up wit ur hands
I’m guessing you had nothing better to post about eh?