During my daily surfing I the discovered the well known secret Google Suggest. I quickly became bored. So bored that I started typing in random things just to see what other people are searching for. What you will see next mant (not) shock you.

I started out small, using every day words.

I then elaborated on those words. lawl, someone’s ass is bleeding :D:D:D (a majority of people, judging by how many search results are returned)

I quickly found out that Google censored offensive sexy search results, and resorted to mispellings. Hee hee, peins pumps.

I started preying on ignorance.

Which naturally led to racism. I was surprised at how many people have googled “ngger wetbck chnk”.

I started elaborating on searches, typing in phrases I though people would say. Ew, blood.

But then, just like “ngger”, it turned ugly. I’m guessing (hoping) “Raped by an Angel” is some kind of weird porno, and not a real problem that affects people enough to have 1,130,000 search results for it.

From ugly to hilarious. Pffft, “willy”. 8=D is :(

Since you read all this, I’ve decided to end it on a high note. Do you know who I am?????

FIN