- Sitting down on a wet/warm toilet seat
- When people wear their cell phones on their belts
- Fall Out Boy, AC/DC, Nelly Furtado, The Fray, the Emo genre in general
- Old people. At least, the ones that can barely move and complain all the time.
- Women’s rights (you’re equal already, stfu)
- ACLU. You stfu also.
- People who read my blog and don’t comment. You know who you are.
- Not penis jokes
- Really furry cats. The kind old ladies have dozens of.
- Grey’s anatomy, House, ER, CSI: Anything, American Idol, The USA/Lifetime/A&E networks.
- Small boobies. :(
- Ska. wtf horns?
- hands free headphones
- dying your hair but letting your roots grow the natural color
- Men with dyed hair
- Women with dyed hair that is not a natural color (green, red, etc.)
- Any piercing on a man or woman that is not in the ears
- Any Austin Powers movie. They all suck. Hard.
- Jim Carrey
- Adam Sandler’s movies. I haven’t enjoyed one of them. And don’t you fucking say Happy Gilmore.
- Metrosexuals. I have no problems with the gays, but I would like to tell them apart from the straights.
- Enviromentalists. Not conservationists, they’re good. Environmentalists are the ones who tie themselves to old trees so we can’t plow them down to make a new Super Target.
- Walmart. I’ll tell you a story of how they screwed my dad’s friend’s small business sometime. Plus their stores suck
- Gift shops. Cause I just love fawning over giant novelty pens branded with the logo of the state park you happen to be cursed to visit.
- CD cases made out of cardboard. Come on guys, plastic can’t be that expensive
- bad people
- terrorism
- the precautions this country takes against terrorism
- The Bush Administration. Get out of Iraq and let them kill each other. Then drop nukes all over the middle east to cleanse that area
- God
- Not God
- Jelly beans. At least the ones with weird flavors. Popcorn? Wood? Ass? Too many flavors.
- really long lists
Happy Gilmore?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHLRALGHBRGH
No, joke on the ACLU.
And I find smaller boobs attractive. I mean, damn, who wants a giant pair of floppers anyways?
cube….im sorry i know who i am v.v
I love you anyway
:(
I know who i am also :(
Now you cant hate me, prick
r4wrrrr
I concur with MacFreak to SOME degree.
Happy Gilmore
Good day The Wisdom Newb
“AC/DC”
Go die pleez.
….LOL I LOVE HAVE THE THINGS ON THIS LIST. 8D
But the rest… IAWTC.
….LOL I LOVE HALF THE THINGS ON THIS LIST. 8D
But the rest… IAWTC.