For the next 48 hours however many comments I get on this post will equal that days I will go without masturbating. Please don’t comment more than once, this is hard enough as it is.
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EDIT: 1 month…

EDIT: 3 months and counting… holy shit.

EDIT: Post locked, comments of condolence go here

Posted on April 9th, 2007 | filed under Ramblings | Trackback |

143 Comments

  1. Shdw:

    Heh, have fun.. and good luck :)

  2. bubba:

    Good luck with it. I’d suggest you go with hours rather than days…

  3. Hexudus:

    If your not getting off every day, you should ask yourself….”Why not?”

  4. Reidon:

    Jessica Alba.

  5. Bursh:

    Why aren’t we allowed to post more than once ?

  6. MediaSoldier:

    Good luck, and when your.. yourself, explodes, I will not be there to comfort you.

  7. Slash RF:

    Reidon is my lover.

  8. here you go:

    Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

  9. Jack Handy:

    You’ve been submitted to digg. Hope you have a girlfriend, ’cause you won’t be getting yourself off anytime soon.

  10. Bryan:

    Ahaha, silly Cube.

  11. Man:

    Dude, that sucks. 1 from Digg.

  12. Spuff:

    Good luck. ;) added a day for you.

  13. ZuP:

    You can’t do it! Nobody can!

  14. Robert:

    Good luck, buddy.

  15. I Was Drunk At 4:

    I believe in you buddy.

  16. BigNas29:

    Dude i feel sorry for you! You won’t last that long we all know that

  17. nibir123:

    hahahahahahahah ^O^ go dude you can do it, but whats the point

  18. Vew:

    Good luck!

  19. Slurpeh:

    Lol you are fucked.

  20. lyxx:

    20 days so far ^^

  21. AR913:

    Good Luck

  22. Iván S.:

    Cute cat there.

  23. Peter:

    Mmm… Baseball…

  24. Phas:

    I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT!
    YOU CAN DO IT!

    Just don’t go to /b/ or… 4 chan in general….

    *tries to NOT post pics of hot chicks*
    _>

  25. SonicvanaJr:

    You’re going to die.

  26. Kron:

    You’re boned :\

  27. Cloud7654:

    You’re going to asplode on the inside. No seriously, it happened to my friend. He didn’t do it for 16 years.

  28. Flipa:

    You’re fucked man

  29. phraust:

    good luck with that whole no beating off thing…

  30. GoEatSmSht:

    Good luck!

    You’re a better man than I…….. I’m gonna go wack off now as a matter of fact

  31. MrOllie:

    Almost a month now!

  32. Coolermatt:

    Someone is gonna be having alot of wet dreams ;)
    Your welcome for another day.

  33. Ghost Faction:

    Meh… I’ve gone longer than a month on a whim

  34. Id1oT:

    MrOllie is a mexican!

  35. teh silleh rapetor:

    Excuse me, I’m calling bullshit.

  36. Ghost Faction:

    :D

    “smiley face is watching you not fap”

  37. god:

    god says no

  38. MacFreak:

    You are crazy.

  39. Max:

    Wow, this is gonna suck

  40. Matteo:

    Good luck…

  41. Kortnee:

    Wow, good luck! ^^

  42. Raven:

    I hope you know that you are now on stumble upon, so good luck. That is if you are actually going to go through with it :)

  43. Angie:

    That’s so sad. Masturbating is fun. Don’t feel guilty about it.

  44. Actino:

    Hope someone can help you.. and give you a hand.. otherwise ur fucked..

  45. some guy:

    another day, another cold shower…

  46. Kyle:

    It’s funny how making yourself suffer raises awareness of your website. Add one day. I’m sorry. I just had to do it.

  47. Lish:

    See I have no problems adding another day to your abstanance.

  48. Monk-y:

    You could always join a monastery …?

  49. Claude:

    Comment.

  50. Susie:

    Good luck with that.

  51. Z:

    Josh Hartnett did 40 days, why can’t you?

  52. pyro:

    Wow. Only the first day and you’re at 40 posts.

  53. scuppers:

    Good luck with that!

  54. Pete:

    Blue balls yet?

  55. Elise:

    :- 3

  56. Marc:

    Oh man. Good luck.

  57. Ceiling Cat:

    Better not be lying, I’ll be watching!!

  58. ariely:

    Well i guess that makes 40….

    40 days and 40 nights without whackin off….

    a modern day noah of the ark

  59. pablopez:

    40 days now, just like that movie with the same name. This is on Stumbleupon now.

  60. a_driver:

    If the Digg effect does take place, just take the number of comments and divide it by 100.

    Best of luck.

  61. Underdogg:

    HAHAHA No chance

  62. statick:

    heh, nice one.

  63. davr:

    you got pwned

  64. Nico:

    You just know that everyone who sees this will post it wherever they can so that you probably won’t be masturbating for the next thirty years or so.

    You won’t last anyway though. :D

  65. CD:

    have fun.

  66. Squicky:

    But why?!

  67. Capt Morgan:

    WEll thats just plain silly

    heh heh looks like your gonna be quite the unpleasured person

  68. koolgui302193:

    vizit this sit. it mit h3lp u!
    4chan.org

  69. Peter (FROM IRC):

    You should do the amount of unique users who comment >_> =D I count as one whole day! That’s silly =)

  70. Luana:

    Why? Why why why?

  71. Urktheturk:

    If you can hold off this long, you will become god-sighted.

  72. Hello:

    You my friend are screwed!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Steve:

    Dude, I really feel bad for you…

  74. elekkktro zombi:

    jigga jigga what what

  75. AmazinAzn:

    There is no way that you are going to last 77 days.
    I commend you however.

  76. FooFoo:

    You are boned. Wait, you aren’t boned.

    wait.

    Ugh.

    XD good luck.

  77. Kelly:

    I hope you know a few girls who will be willing to do you some favors along the way…if not…..I dont know how youre gonna do it..

    well, best of luck to you!!

    oh and sorry for adding another day..my friend made me =(

  78. Metzger84:

    While I don’t understand it, I still wish you good luck.

  79. SlayerX35:

    Good Luck Mr.Cube, that cat will have a watchful eye on you ._O

  80. sui:

    har har har.

    It’s only …. 3 months. :)

  81. BoarderX:

    I sure hope you’ve fapped enough in the past week to make up for the months ahead.

  82. Mman:

    *gets out telescope, and logs onto google earth*

  83. UnformedUncle:

    You won’t be able to do it.

  84. Jake:

    i admire your courage, good luck

  85. shyft:

    but secks

  86. Louise:

    Hahahahaha…

  87. Fabulous:

    Viel gluck.

  88. GXM:

    someone is going to be building up a surplus of sperm

  89. Ian:

    Lies.

  90. Anakade:

    I modded Epiplexis. :/

  91. Kyle:

    Ha, Yeah right XD

  92. Szurgot:

    Good luck man but this is another day to the total unless your only going for a month like the first post discreetly says.

  93. SnowRider221:

    do you have any idea how hard I’ll laugh if this makes the front page of digg?

  94. Jesus:

    I approve of this sentiment.

  95. reefer:

    good luck buddy

  96. Priz:

    You already caved didnt you?

  97. Laz:

    Just do it

  98. Jack Kan0uff:

    Have fun with this!

    P.s This is my real name :P

  99. monikat:

    you’ve probably already rubbed one off :p

  100. justin:

    i have to add to your suffering.

  101. Brad:

    sorry dude, I had to do it…

  102. christianjb:

    Poor ceiling cat.

  103. pictureshow:

    haha regretting your decision now aren’t you….

    picture show logs off to go look at porn

  104. nuaimat:

    damn it !!

  105. kc:

    Well..I also had to add one in there…good luck ;)

  106. Kriff:

    Yeah, right. I demand a cam operator following you every moment of the day. Good luck ;-)

  107. Zanzang:

    Have a great vacation. :)

  108. Bursh:

    Brian - This is possibly the most stupid thing you’ve ever done lol. Don’t add one day for this post.

  109. bennoth:

    Owned.
    lol.

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  111. your cock isnt pleased:

    add a day!

  112. The 8th Aspect:

    Just wanted to contribute to the idiocy and waste 30 seconds of my life that I will never get back.

  113. dune44:

    Okay, how is someone not suppose to comment on this, oh and I’m sending it to all of my friends now. mwahaha!!!

  114. cheese]DS:

    MASSIVE PHAIL!

  115. Sk8.4.Life:

    Heh, I’ll masturbate extra for you this day! xD

    See you on IRC sucka

  116. AstroZombie:

    JOIN ME CUBE, TOGETHER WE WILL FAP!!!!

    don’t do it and i will remove your sops ;p

  117. cletus:

    i like tacos & gummy bears

  118. doey:

    Good Luck with that!!

  119. nate:

    rofl yea right, longest i’ve lasted is 5 days. Good luck buddy. You’re gonna squeeze your load within the first 72 hours. :)

  120. Phas:

    GHOSTFACTION TOLD ME TO!!!!!!

  121. Longsword:

    Have fun :-)

  122. teh silleh rapetor:

    GHOST FACTION MADE ME DO IT

  123. asstab:

    VAGINA

  124. bizzle:

    have fun + 1 more day

  125. lee_5:

    im replying :)

  126. that0neguy:

    you’re screwed bro. gl

  127. muhaha:

    http://www.fuckaroo.org
    all the porn you will ever need. Give it a look, no one will know.

  128. iWank:

    sweet wet dreams

    i guess ceiling cat will have to go back to watching kalagan masturbate

  129. Chunkyfeather:

    Hahahaha…yeah right, i bet he’s pulling it right now.

  130. youre_screwed:

    you aint gonna make it dude. you will bust tomorrow when your mom walks into the kitchen in her robe holding a piece of toast and a glass of orange juice

  131. Chaz Palmer:

    Is it too late to make you not masterbate for another day?

  132. haha:

    Screw you, haha

  133. David Davis:

    You poor guy. I feel kind of bad even posting this, but hey, it’s not me that has to suffer through it.

    Well, I guess you didn’t say that you wouldn’t be getting pleasured, it’s just that you won’t be doing it yourself. It might not be so bad. Good luck.

  134. mwmwmwwmm:

    HAHA! Thisis gonna be long.

  135. Bow Chicka Bow Wow:

    BOW CHICKA BOW WOW! Just take a lot of cold showers, and no more pr0n.

  136. 8bit:

    Did I make the cut? There’s still a few hours left, right? You posted at 11:30, after all.

    Good luck to you, man. Hope you either have a girl who’s willing to give it out, or you didn’t do this near as much as I do in the first place.

  137. raahhhh:

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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