I underestimated the potential popularity of my previous post. 142 days without masturbation? I can’t do it until September 1st. Holy shit. I need a miracle. I was expecting maybe 50 comments at the most, but noooooooo. It had to be StumbledUpon and dugg (luckily it didn’t hit frontpage or I wouldn’t be doing it for years). Wish me luck.

lol white ninja

Posted on April 11th, 2007 | filed under Ramblings | Trackback |

45 Comments

  1. Bryan:

    You underestimate the power of Internet, sir. ;)

  2. Bursh:

    I’m blogging this. Good luck. You are hereby sentenced to a white, sticky death

  3. Just … Mondays » Oh my. Brian was well and truly owned.:

    [...] can view the condolence messages here and the topic with the mass-commentage [...]

  4. teh silleh rapetor:

    haha

  5. Catlin:

    Good luck man :)

  6. Joe Jacobs:

    O, that just hurts.

  7. Bursh:

    Question: Does “pleasuring your self” eliminate having others do it ? Because if it doesn’t, then you’re a clever bugger who left himself a loophole

  8. Brian:

    hehehehehehehehehe

  9. Bursh:

    Damn you Brian! You clever little bugger.

  10. Dan:

    OH Fuck, you’re skewed plain and simple.

    For me a month was the longest, and that was impossible, watch 40 days and 40 nights, its just like that. after a while EVERYTHING starts to turn you on.

    As suggested better find a girl to do it for you, with your little loophole, or you’ll go insane.

  11. Bursh:

    Or get one of the dogs from one of your previous video posts lol

  12. AmazinAzn:

    It’s okay Cube, I believe in you. You don’t need to whack, you can last. If that means having to have people over all the time so you can’t due to embarrassment or whatever.

  13. Lisle:

    Hahahahaha
    What are you, stupid?

  14. Korey:

    How easy is it to lie?

  15. Kron:

    haha, you screwwwwed >_>

  16. Carol:

    Oh My. You are screwed…or not…LMAO

  17. zeroHalo:

    Wow. Good luck! After taking a 7 year vow of celibacy and making it, I can tell you that anything is possible. I’m making up for a lot of lost time now, tho! I would say it’ll be okay and eventually you won’t think about it, but it took almost 2 years for me to get even close to that point.

    Cheers!

  18. Jenn:

    Good luck! I’m married and I still masturbate several times a week. I can’t imagine not doing so… You should put up one of those website tickers. ;)

  19. Rakesh:

    Good luck man :)

  20. Miguel:

    Haha! It’s a great idea :-)

  21. jake:

    have fun with that

  22. bob:

    sorry, but stumbled!

  23. Allan:

    you’ll live!

  24. Hehehehe:

    Good luck man.

    Hehehe. ;)

  25. Barabbas:

    When the time has finished you should do the exact opposite, for every post you will pleasure yourself that many times that day.

  26. Chucara:

    Add one more, biaatch

  27. Slater:

    Hey, you wasted my time by making me stumble on this. It’s only fair I repay the favour.

  28. steve:

    Good luck! Heh heh heh. (found this through stumbling)

  29. thezenmaster:

    make that 2 blue balls

  30. deadbeat:

    sorry dude

  31. Josh:

    Really sucks if this gets dugg. Add one more to the list!

  32. Chris:

    Dude what’s the point of not doing it? What are you trying to prove? i try to go the opposite way of you and see how many times a day i can do it.

  33. IWonAMathDebate:

    It’s cool dude, I will make up your slack.

    A compulsive masturbator went to the doctor and explained his problem. The doctor told him “you’ll have to stop masturbating.”
    The man asked “why?”
    The doctor said ” because I need to examine you.”

  34. kyle:

    go get laid

  35. Cory:

    Hot girl on girl action could’ve been happening if I hadn’t posted this…

  36. Anon:

    Unlucky,1 more.

  37. Mr. Fahrenheit:

    Hang in there ;) hehe

  38. Jack Itauff:

    Yeah, Good luck with that. Here’s a site to tempt you. Tick tock, tick tock.

  39. slice:

    It’s impossible. Give up now. I did 4 weeks and I almost died. Don’t count wet dreams because you really can’t stop them.

  40. Chuck:

    better you than me :O

  41. Z:

    Do wet dreams count? They are, technically, your subconscious getting you off…
    good luck.

  42. Alex:

    another comment, another day. I wish you the best of luck on this adventure. do try to keep us updated on how its going, kay?

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