I underestimated the potential popularity of my previous post. 142 days without masturbation? I can’t do it until September 1st. Holy shit. I need a miracle. I was expecting maybe 50 comments at the most, but noooooooo. It had to be StumbledUpon and dugg (luckily it didn’t hit frontpage or I wouldn’t be doing it for years). Wish me luck.

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good luck :D
You underestimate the power of Internet, sir. ;)
I’m blogging this. Good luck. You are hereby sentenced to a white, sticky death
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haha
Good luck man :)
O, that just hurts.
Question: Does “pleasuring your self” eliminate having others do it ? Because if it doesn’t, then you’re a clever bugger who left himself a loophole
hehehehehehehehehe
Damn you Brian! You clever little bugger.
OH Fuck, you’re skewed plain and simple.
For me a month was the longest, and that was impossible, watch 40 days and 40 nights, its just like that. after a while EVERYTHING starts to turn you on.
As suggested better find a girl to do it for you, with your little loophole, or you’ll go insane.
Or get one of the dogs from one of your previous video posts lol
It’s okay Cube, I believe in you. You don’t need to whack, you can last. If that means having to have people over all the time so you can’t due to embarrassment or whatever.
Hahahahaha
What are you, stupid?
How easy is it to lie?
haha, you screwwwwed >_>
Oh My. You are screwed…or not…LMAO
Wow. Good luck! After taking a 7 year vow of celibacy and making it, I can tell you that anything is possible. I’m making up for a lot of lost time now, tho! I would say it’ll be okay and eventually you won’t think about it, but it took almost 2 years for me to get even close to that point.
Cheers!
Good luck! I’m married and I still masturbate several times a week. I can’t imagine not doing so… You should put up one of those website tickers. ;)
Good luck man :)
Haha! It’s a great idea :-)
have fun with that
sorry, but stumbled!
you’ll live!
gl
Good luck man.
Hehehe. ;)
When the time has finished you should do the exact opposite, for every post you will pleasure yourself that many times that day.
Add one more, biaatch
Hey, you wasted my time by making me stumble on this. It’s only fair I repay the favour.
Good luck! Heh heh heh. (found this through stumbling)
make that 2 blue balls
sorry dude
Really sucks if this gets dugg. Add one more to the list!
Dude what’s the point of not doing it? What are you trying to prove? i try to go the opposite way of you and see how many times a day i can do it.
It’s cool dude, I will make up your slack.
A compulsive masturbator went to the doctor and explained his problem. The doctor told him “you’ll have to stop masturbating.”
The man asked “why?”
The doctor said ” because I need to examine you.”
go get laid
Hot girl on girl action could’ve been happening if I hadn’t posted this…
Unlucky,1 more.
Hang in there ;) hehe
Yeah, Good luck with that. Here’s a site to tempt you. Tick tock, tick tock.
It’s impossible. Give up now. I did 4 weeks and I almost died. Don’t count wet dreams because you really can’t stop them.
better you than me :O
Do wet dreams count? They are, technically, your subconscious getting you off…
good luck.
another comment, another day. I wish you the best of luck on this adventure. do try to keep us updated on how its going, kay?