Chipotle Mexican Grill gives out free burritos on Halloween to anyone dressed up as a burrito (or anyone with aluminum foil on their body). Naturally, I and six friends decide to take advantage of this. We drove to five different locations (one twice) and ordered forty-five burritos. For free.
This may not sound that great to someone who has never eaten at Chipotle. Chipotle Burritos are the size of bricks, and cost 5.60$ apiece. This means, due to me, Chipotle just lost 252$. Fuckin awesome.

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There were 45 burritos until two of my friends left with theirs after only four places. This is a picture of the 34 that were left.
I’m devastated. I went “burrito hopping” with two of my friends (the only two that actually wanted to) and we only ended up with 9 burritos total. I was actually sort of proud of that… until I saw your post.
Way to ruin my life, jerk. Now excuse me while I go wash the emo out of my eyes.
That’s freaking amazing
cuber LIU MUCH now share them Burritos (